For all the book readers
Caution: Book Affair may suddenly accelerate you blood pressure to dangerous speeds, make you dreamy and addicted to books.
Caution: Book Affair may suddenly accelerate you blood pressure to dangerous speeds, make you dreamy and addicted to books.
Do not think of the place and time to start an affair with a good book.
Discontinue use of Book Affair if any of the following occurs:
You start finding excuses to read a new read
Over Dreamy
Regular Stomach Aches before going on work
Dizziness
Tingling in extremities
Loss of balance or coordination
Temporary blindness
Profuse amount of Happy tears
Heart palpitations
Ingredients of Book Affair: It includes a personal description of what to read and what to avoid.
Do not let anyone taunt your affair with a Book.
Book Affair comes with a lifetime guarantee.
ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES!
Discontinue use of Book Affair if any of the following occurs:
You start finding excuses to read a new readOver Dreamy
Regular Stomach Aches before going on work
Dizziness
Tingling in extremities
Loss of balance or coordination
Temporary blindness
Profuse amount of Happy tears
Heart palpitations
Ingredients of Book Affair: It includes a personal description of what to read and what to avoid.
Do not let anyone taunt your affair with a Book.
Book Affair comes with a lifetime guarantee.
ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES!
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